the Pranayama club

Welcome to the Pranayama club. Please roll out your mats on the grass. yes, like that, thank you. I will begin my lecture now. Please all be seated.

 

Breathing is an essential requirement of life. If you stop breathing, you die. If you die, you stop breathing. While this sounds the same, it is not. This is one of the profound truths of the Universe. While we continue to maintain that reality is an illusion, a simulation that has been perpetrated upon us , please do not forget to pay the club fees before the 25th of each month. Whatever you do, do not try to hold your breath for longer than necessary, remember what I said about breathing ?

Other than this, we aren't too interested in what you do. Do feel free to hang around. Tea is at five.

 

Peace !!

 

Two raised to the power of sixty-four is a 20 digit number. I read it in a yellow-jacketed maths (max?) book brought out by Mir Publishers. Borrowed from the neighbours. Nerdy days.