recipe for enjoying junk food

slice nicely some cabbage,a green pepper and an onion
add a pinch of turmeric and a dash of water
microwave for two minutes

add one sliced tomato
and put liberally raw-garlic-and-green-chillies-and-dates-in-vinegar pickle

yogurt/curd for base
sprinkle a pinch of Devil's Dung in remembrance of the Greeks who ate meat raw with its help

stir,enjoy.

The taste of any fried breaded items consumed after this will go up four-fold,guaranteed.

ps: also - you can add black kadalai or chickpeas or potato or egg or spinach or dal. Now 3 out of the above are for protein ,one for carbs and one for general health magic and iron. mix accordingly