how do i read so fast ?  my brain can control time, 

it can go back in time, but only for a few seconds, 

so i can read a line, go back, read some more, etc  

i don't know how i do it, but it happens now and then

this is probably because of all the upside down poses

 and chanting i did

so when i am doing this, you are unaware that 

time is passing  round-and-round, you are just standing 

there staring blankly . this is why you feel bored too

your brain is aware of the loop ,but in a useless way,

and that helplessness manifests as boredom