Once i realized how stupendously stupid my wife was, i couldnt help but deduce that i must be equally ,if not more, stupendouly mind-bogglingly stupid, if that were possible; for women tend to marry down

Yes i am intelligent enough to figure that out, but intelligence, like an umbrella, is only useful some of the times, and that too in one direction only 

Most people carry their skill or intelligence the way the cockerel carries its crest , they are typically unaware of it. Not in my case, looks like