In the beginning, there was an it. There was no space, no time, so there was no beginning, but there was it.

It was infinitely small, but since there was no space, nobody noticed it being so small. There was nobody too.

It was, however, very smart.  Smarter than my daughter, in fact. 

It had everything  and was everything  so there was nothing it needed or wanted

 Yet it was curious . As Scott Adams said, it had only one itch to scratch, it didn't know what it was , like, to not be. So it tried.

It created space, then, quickly ran from one end of the space to another, and looked back immediately. 

Nothing.

It created and eye, then dashed again, then looked back. Still nothing.

It created a tail. dashed, looked back, again. again nothing.

It winked itself out of existence. This is something like screwing your eyes shut, and holding your breath, but Cosmically. 

Nothing.

Maybe I should leave a part of me behind before I do this, it thought ...

.... to be contd

Ps: 

if you don't look at anything holistically, you are dealing with nothing more than a rorsharch plot. to look at anything holistically, is to look at the whole universe, which also includes looking at the inside of your head from the outside.  This is where most people trip up.at the Hofstadter Gate

When we laugh at something, we are among the gods themselves. Prometheus brought down laughter, in one story