Conversations with myself !! 

Latest in the line of straitjackets from Neurotica Apparel 

Available in jello-yellow, asylum-wall-grey, and the all-time favourite - resigned-white

With buckles made from the melted reprocessed teeth of death row inmates who no longer need them !

Order yours now !!!

Only $999 plus tax plus shipping  !!

Ok, looks like the label exists. Looks like they need my product too ...

https://www.notjustalabel.com/neurotica